The listening companion is Cream-Strange Brew (if anything you gotta see the groovy hair and outfits and young Eric Clapton on guitar) Listening to the lyrics optional but always recommended.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3cELfFjXvY
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3cELfFjXvY
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43 yr old SWF in search of emotionally adrift male. Please be one in touch with living an ego based life instead of what's simply right, wrong or just plain not fucked up toward others. It really gets me hot when guys say one thing and have absolutely zilch to back it up. There is nothing sexier than a walking, talking sphincter. Im also into 'swinging' so please bring alllllll the skeletons in your closet. What fun all of us will have getting to know each other!
I love to take long walks with my special guy as well as all the woman who have ever hurt or mistreated him. I like to talk about your past lovers at length as it gets me all warm and gooey inside. I especially dig hearing about the ones you might still have strong feelings for.
I really dislike being in a loving, fun, sexy, communicative, mutually nuturing relationship so please try to feed me bullshit as often as possible if you please. It gets my panties in a sweet bunch when a guy doesn't take personal responsibility for anything they do that's icky toward anyone. We are all perfect and never fuck up right? Me too!
Can we make every conversation about you, not me or us? Do not show a sincere interest in me as a person. Yuck. Sincerity is for losers. Will you please bring your issues from 30 years ago and let me show you how wonderful life really is and then I hope my guy will have the strength of character and golden moral fiber to disappear like a fart in a wind storm because an actual blissful existence with an amazing woman challenges your balance? Cowards rule in my book! Mmmmm, so hot!
I personally never want to change or modify any crappy stuff in my life because im used to it and positively adore walking around with a steamer trunk full of unresolved issues and I love to hold onto negative things because of the warm glow they give my Soul, so I understand if you prefer to be content in your personal self induced misery as well. You must only know 1 way to be and live and should not be open to new attitudes about love, simple true pleasures, living free, evolving positively forward and upward and being content. I hate that shit.
I like deep emotional scars and think they are sexy as hell, especially when we can use them as an excuse to be sub human to our fellow brothers or sisters. Its very classy and im sure my friends would give me the 'thumbs up' if I could find those traits in a male friend, jiggy lover or soul mate. I would be repulsed if I had all 3 in one dandy man package. You are my new hero if you get or fit my dream man descriptions. Im giddy with anticipation in hope of finding The One....I can't wait to hear from you!
I really dislike being in a loving, fun, sexy, communicative, mutually nuturing relationship so please try to feed me bullshit as often as possible if you please. It gets my panties in a sweet bunch when a guy doesn't take personal responsibility for anything they do that's icky toward anyone. We are all perfect and never fuck up right? Me too!
Can we make every conversation about you, not me or us? Do not show a sincere interest in me as a person. Yuck. Sincerity is for losers. Will you please bring your issues from 30 years ago and let me show you how wonderful life really is and then I hope my guy will have the strength of character and golden moral fiber to disappear like a fart in a wind storm because an actual blissful existence with an amazing woman challenges your balance? Cowards rule in my book! Mmmmm, so hot!
I personally never want to change or modify any crappy stuff in my life because im used to it and positively adore walking around with a steamer trunk full of unresolved issues and I love to hold onto negative things because of the warm glow they give my Soul, so I understand if you prefer to be content in your personal self induced misery as well. You must only know 1 way to be and live and should not be open to new attitudes about love, simple true pleasures, living free, evolving positively forward and upward and being content. I hate that shit.
I like deep emotional scars and think they are sexy as hell, especially when we can use them as an excuse to be sub human to our fellow brothers or sisters. Its very classy and im sure my friends would give me the 'thumbs up' if I could find those traits in a male friend, jiggy lover or soul mate. I would be repulsed if I had all 3 in one dandy man package. You are my new hero if you get or fit my dream man descriptions. Im giddy with anticipation in hope of finding The One....I can't wait to hear from you!
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Some will read this and recognize familiar traits we have all seen, been or are currently experiencing. Count me in amongst these. I'm very human and completely as fucked up and perfect as the rest. I figure if I asked for the exact opposite of what I've been getting in my dating/sexual life surely the Universe would play along and throw me a good bone;-)
Keep smiling and remember that though you might not win all the battles life has, with a sense of humor and a good attitude...you will win the war. Just try and know the difference on whats worth fighting for and what should be walked away from. Hell, flip it off it it makes you feel better. I do.
Some will read this and recognize familiar traits we have all seen, been or are currently experiencing. Count me in amongst these. I'm very human and completely as fucked up and perfect as the rest. I figure if I asked for the exact opposite of what I've been getting in my dating/sexual life surely the Universe would play along and throw me a good bone;-)
Keep smiling and remember that though you might not win all the battles life has, with a sense of humor and a good attitude...you will win the war. Just try and know the difference on whats worth fighting for and what should be walked away from. Hell, flip it off it it makes you feel better. I do.
~Kristen
"Courage is being scared to death ~ but saddling up anyway" - John Wayne
